Download or read book Crash Gordon and the Revelations from Big Sur written by Derek Swannson and published by . This book was released on 2014-02-04 with total page 560 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An amnesiac convalescing in Big Sur encounters an oddly sinister envoy from the Freemasons' Scottish Rite Psychophrenic Research Program.... A stoned surfer trespassing on Hearst Castle property gets hauled up into the sky by a massive flying black triangle.... A notorious starlet attending the wrap party for her first major Hollywood movie assassinates a Moscow journalist with a bottle of radioactive nasal spray.... In Crash Gordon and the Revelations from Big Sur, Derek Swannson combines these elements into a comic and subversive international thriller.CRASH GORDON and the Revelations from Big Sur is the big, shaggy conspiracy novel that everyone has always wanted to read--without actually knowing it. There's a reason for that. They don't want you to know about it.You do know there's a They, don't you?"Derek Swannson has created some sort of conspiracy theory/bizzaro/comedy classic that transcends any genre categorization and presents itself as a fiercely original mind-blowing literary experience. If you like your novels filled with sex, secret societies, governmental brain-washing, and visitors from outer space this book has it all and more... I haven't laughed this much since reading Christopher Moore's A Dirty Job. That's quite an achievement." --Kevin Lintner, author of Mobius and Sanity's Graveyard