Download or read book Happiness is a Warm Carcass written by David Peterson and published by David W. Peterson, Distributed by Farcountry Press. This book was released on 2015-03-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s a mantra David Peterson hears daily from Yellowstone tourists: “How did you become a professional photographer?” In answer to the question, or perhaps to dodge it, Peterson has written down twenty years’ worth of his humorous, partly true stories. Dodging grizzlies, rangers, and oddball tourists in the summer, getting his fill of Asian customs in the winter, Peterson’s life is rife with opportunities for hilarity. Thanks to his off-the-wall wit, you’ll be laughing at Peterson’s misadventures through Yellowstone, southeast Asia, and even Omaha. But mostly, Peterson predicts, you’ll be laughing at Peterson.