Holy Crap! The World is Ending!

Holy Crap! The World is Ending!
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Publisher : Alien Abduction Press
Total Pages : 308
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ISBN-10 : 9781947119031
ISBN-13 : 1947119036
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Book Synopsis Holy Crap! The World is Ending! by : Anna-Marie Abell

Download or read book Holy Crap! The World is Ending! written by Anna-Marie Abell and published by Alien Abduction Press. This book was released on 2017-09-21 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The president has announced that Earth is going to collide with a rogue moon, and in the process, our entire planet is going to be smashed to bits. As one would expect, upon hearing this news, humans went ballistic. It was as if every sports team in the world lost their championship game at the same time. No car was left unrolled—but oddly enough, Taco Bell remained open and made unfathomable profits in the last days. Apparently, Doritos Locos® Tacos were a popular last meal. Autumn (who for the purposes of this retelling asked to be portrayed as drool-inducing hot with kickass ninja skills) has just been handed the task of saving all of humanity. With the help of her unbelievably sexy alien boyfriend and her kleptomaniac friend with fire-retardant hair, Autumn takes a spaceship and races to save her fellow humans by using the Ark of the Covenant. Along the way, she discovers how sheltered people are from the truth of extraterrestrials and their power to either protect us or destroy us. Stupid government. Grab a bottle of wine, a shipload of snacks, and prepare to take a ride on this humorous chick lit romantic sci-fi paranormal adventure. If you’re into Ancient Aliens, conspiracy theories, UFOs, crave a little sexy time in your reading, are curious if we were genetically engineered (like the Sumerian cuneiform texts claim), and are dying to find out the meaning of life, then this book is for you.


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