Download or read book If It's Not One Thing, It's Another Murder written by Peter Helmberger and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2004-08-13 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A man in the federal witness protection program is killed in a hit-and-run accident. The FBI believes the Mob did it. Detective Patrick Delaney... isn't so sure. A corrupt coach and a song-and-dance man wannabe from LA team up to undo a blackmailer. Their nincompoopery awakens a cell of bioterrorists; but not to worry. Detective Delaney and Professor Myron Willgrubs, with help from a mean Holstein bull, team up to catch the bad guys and solve the hit-and-run mystery.