Download or read book Thank You for Flushing My Head in the Toilet, and Other Rarely Used Expressions written by Jonathan Dorf and published by . This book was released on 2007-07-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Achilles and Helen, getting bullied is a dismal fact of life -- Achilles regularly has his head flushed in the toilet, and Helen invents reasons to arrive late to school so she can avoid a vicious clique. When cool girl Glinda magically materializes and offers them a way out, they each jump at the chance. But Glinda's solution is to turn them into the very people who have tormented them. Can Achilles and Helen find another way out?