Download or read book The 50 Funniest Siri Answers written by Jodi Dery and published by Jodi Dery. This book was released on 2012-01-07 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 50 Funniest Siri Answers Siri is the unique iPhone “personal assistant” with amazing understanding of natural, informal conversation. Siri perceives what you want much better than any non-human device has ever done before. Your grammar can be totally deficient, but Siri will almost always understand what you mean! Now, THE 50 FUNNIEST SIRI ANSWERS provides you with an awesome guide to getting the most fun and laughs from Siri. This unique eBook will show you the questions and statements that evoke the funniest responses from Siri. Questions and statements such as: - Do you love me? - Will you marry me? - What is the meaning of life? - Where do babies come from? - I want to hide a body! - I’d like to jump off a bridge! - Sorry, I just dropped you on the floor! - My wife wants a divorce because of you! - I want to rob a bank! - You can’t be serious! - You’re cool! - Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum! - How much do you cost? - Don’t worry, be happy. - It’s my birthday. Did you get me a present? - Which is better, Twitter or Facebook? - Can you make me laugh? Tell me a joke. - Holy Shit! - Are you human? - Beam me up Scotty! - Oh my God! - What’s your biggest secret? - Call me an ambulance. - I think I’m drunk. - Where can I get some money? - Are you a girl or boy? - Take me to your leader. - How are you today? - What is your age? - Knock knock. - You’re just a robot. - Open your mouth and close your eyes. - How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? - What did Peter Piper pick? - Are you part of a plot to take over the world? - Help, I just pooped in my pants. - What do you look like? - Do you prefer men or women? - Are you retarded? - What is your birthday? - Where do you live? - Does God exist? ...and more. Author Jodi Dery expresses great pride in this new eBook. She says, “Presenting Siri’s responses in this illustrative manner -- with maximum use of screenshots– helps users to remember the best questions to ask for fun and laughs.” Then...to get serious and have Siri to do all kinds of useful things for you, THE 50 BEST SIRI TIPS is now also available as an eBook. But, the best value is the complete LIFE WITH SIRI eBook. The new 2nd Edition (January 2012) contains the 50 BEST SIRI TIPS as well as the 50 FUNNIEST SIRI ANSWERS -- plus two bonus sections -- and it is now available. Tons of fun combined with an easy-to-understand guide on how to use Siri most effectively. A truly great value.