Download or read book The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish written by Neil Gaiman and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2006-09-26 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I'll swap you my dad," I said. "Oh-oh," said my little sister. What if you wanted your best friend's two goldfish so much that you'd swap anything for them, even your father? What if your mother came home and found out what you'd done?