Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Croc! written by News NT and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-27 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You have to wait 75 years to see Halley's Comet again. And ten years to see (and smell) the giant corpse flower bloom. But for the second time in less than five years, the NT News team have given up Friday night drinks to collate a collection of their best efforts into the ultimate gift book. Famous for their witty front-page headlines that can turn a wayward croc, a misused firecracker or unconfirmed UFO sighting into a national talking point, they've again proved that the combination of a photo and caption is an art form perfected in the muggy heat of Australia's Top End. WHY I'VE GOT SOME STICKY NEAR MY DICKY; DID ALIENS STEAL MY MANGOES; TOASTER MELTED MY DENTURES; MONSTER SNAKE FOUND IN LOO; WHY I'VE GOT A COIN IN MY GROIN While everyone else is talking about fake news, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Croc! is chock-a-croc with what really matters. And that trumps everything.