Download or read book Must Be Washed Separately written by Jonathan Meres and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2014-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was woken by the sound of an elephant breaking wind in the next room. . . Not the "best" start to a day, but it's about to get a whole lot worse. As if a trip to see his perfect cousins isn't bad "enough," they've only gone and got the brand new Call Of Mortal Battle! Not that Norm could play anyway what with being banned off Xbox due to a curious incident of a stinky dog at bath time. Business as usual? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!!! The seventh hilarious title in this award-winning, laugh-out-loud series. For fans of "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" and David Walliams.